there are two types of people in this world
- people i can trust to help me hide a body
- people who are the body
Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…
Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office
fun fact: in germany if you’re a neo nazi or own nazi regalia they arrest the absolute fuck out of you
fun fact: guess what we should do in america
john green have had enough of your shit
I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.
one time my teacher gave me an F on a paper and wrote “see me after school” on it and i was stressing all day about it but when i went later to ask her what was wrong with it she changed the F to an A and said “you were pissing me off this week i wanted you to suffer for a few hours” and i didnt trust her for the rest of the year
We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….
This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.
do you ever cry because you’re not british
tears of joy